New on ROK: Personal Training as a Career
In my new article on Return of Kings, I discuss the pros and cons of my career in personal training. …“After all,” you may think to yourself, “the trainers that […]
2017
Rogue Learning: Chris Chan
Oh yeah. We’re going here. To the darkest, deepest corner of internet infamy. To the one person who may, in fact, have absolutely no positive qualities at all (in a […]
Cultural Appropriation: The Video!
Remember my cultural appropriation article? It’s back, in video form! My computer has been repaired, and videos will continue weekly from henceforth. I’m not denying that white people have, at […]
Chicaspotting by Joe Bovino
A few weeks ago, author Joe Bovino wanted me to review his book Chicaspotting, which as its name would imply is a pick-up guide specifically for you, the reader, to […]
The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man
“The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man?” Yep, kids, now we’re getting into the Halleck video vault…mainly because the jackoff repairing my computer ordered the wrong set of parts for it, so […]
New on ROK: Hawking The Book, Part 2!
My latest on Return of Kings is…almost identical to the article I wrote last week hawking my book The Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction—more specifically, I add a few […]
Why Are Mixed Race People So Dysfunctional?
“This picture again?!” Yeah, I know, but it encompasses “mixed race dysfunction” like nothing else. Frankly, having seen this “man”‘s uncovered, acne-riddled face, you should thank me I’m using […]
Rapist Beware!
Yes, it’s time for another video from Larsen’s vault: an anti-rapist self-defense video intended with the ladies in mind—and it’s made by the father of the guy who played Scorpion […]
New on Return of Kings: The Deadlift
In my new article on the venerable Return of Kings, I discuss the deadlift, and why it truly is the king of exercises. I have repeatedly gone on record saying […]
The Many Uses Of Vinegar
Remember the article I wrote a while back about the many uses of baking soda? Of course you do, and hopefully you have already implemented at least a few of […]