Well, this is a thing that happened. Academy Award Winning Actress Dame Angela Lansbury made a workout video that honestly comes off as some sort of bizarre solo porn video.

I guess we can thank her for inventing camwhoring.

In the midst of all of this legitimate theater, I’m curious as to when she learned how to be a personal trainer. Let’s find out, shall we?

Looking up [the production company] “wood knapp productions” I see…there’s a lot of people who just document vanity plates. Like, a lot of websites and Youtube channels that solely record and document old VHS vanity plates. Well, that might be the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen…I say as I do a riff on an Angela Lansbury workout video.

Looking them up on IMDB, it seems like this terrible workout video is the only thing they ever actually produced. They were more of a distributor, releasing things such as “Seat Belts Make Sense” and One Minute Bible Stories with Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop.

Alright, alright, I’ll get to what you really want to see…words that are going to be darkly ironic over the hour.

Certainly I agree with the notion that women, the elderly, and elderly women ought to remain fit; I’ve always been one to advocate for women exercising…but of course this high minded language is just setting up the inevitable hilarity of this video.

Smash cutting to Angie in a towel, accent-related shenanigans, and more! Plus, that fantastic moment when this workout stops being pornographic in the jokey/ironic sense, and becomes pornographic in the disturbingly literal sense!

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