If you’ve been around the block a few times, then you’ve probably at some point noticed a handsome guy walking arm in arm with a woman who is plain at best and outright ugly at worst. And at that you’ll have to ask yourself: “The fuck happened there?”
While I’ve never dated an ugly chick per se (which is to say, I never been in a situation where I had to refer to an ugly woman as my girlfriend), I have in the past had on-and-off relations with girls who were a bit, uh…busted, shall we way. Yes, me, the world-renowned scribe and damn-sexy man—mostly in my younger days (ie: college), when I first had learned the pleasures of the flesh and I was basically running around New Jersey banging everything that moved…and then I did the same thing in California.
*Ahem*
But why, you might be asking right now?
If I may be allowed to hypothesize, I will try to posit a few possibly explanations as to why this might be the case for some men:
1) They might also be a rookie to seduction.
Just like I said in the above paragraph (And have alluded to in several previous writings), I didn’t so much as kiss a girl until I was 20 (the latter part of my sophomore year of college, and the loss of my virginity happened immediately thereafter). After that one wonderful night with some drunken thot I barely remember, I decided holy shit I need to have this as much as possible.
Thus, from 2011 to 2015, I cut a coast-to-coast swathe of debauchery (no drugs or other substances, but I made up for it in sex), having sex with women of all colors and creeds and scales of attractiveness— unlike some men who write about sex, I’m not ashamed to admit this.
If you see a guy with a woman that appears to be below the standards he should be getting, there’s a good chance that he was a newcomer to the game of love and is “making up for lost time”.
2) There might be something else to the woman.
It is a common cliche (that feminists often complain about) of TV and film to portray the fat, schlubby man being married to an attractive woman. Bear in mind that said “male-centric fantasies” will inevitably show the man as having some sort of redeeming quality beyond his mediocre looks—his personality, his way with words, or sometimes a giant wiener. Certainly, such cases exist in real life. So, I ask, why couldn’t a gender-inverted case happen?
I know for a fact that they can happen—and in fact have happened throughout history. Perhaps not as much as the ugly man/hot woman pairing, but it does happen. I have often alluded to how several “kavorka women” have existed throughout history, charming rich and handsome men despite being physically unattractive.
The next time you look at an ugly woman with a handsome dude, think about what she might bring to the table—perhaps she’s intelligent and/or has a charming personality. Maybe she’s a really good cook and feeds her man. Or maybe she compensates for her aesthetic unattractiveness by being really good in the sack.
Despite what some in the ‘sphere would say, women are just as capable of being three dimensional beings as men are—consider it.
3) Novelty
Well, that just goes without saying.
4) He might be a downtrodden cuck.
And lastly, the man might just be a downtrodden simp who can’t get anything better or, even worse, he might have been sufficiently brainwashed by our stank-faced feminist overlords to think of…shall we say, Rubensesque women as the pinnacle of female beauty. Hey, if Lindy West could convince some chump to marry her, I don’t see why other fat and spiritually repugnant women might be able to find a guy that would be willing to do the same.
Do you, fair reader, have any other theories as to why good looking men might hop into bed with an unattractive woman? I’m sure some of you can think of something—if you got it, post it in the comments section.