In my new Pick Up Assholes video, I discuss an Englishman from the halcyon days of the Clinton administration—Tranceboy, hocker of boner pills and writer of bad poetry.

Okay, let’s go down the list…arbitrary time limit rules, kinesthetic activation, mirroring, gimmicks, palm reading, neghits, stacking realities…DISTORTING TIME. I knew this was a PUA textbook but I didn’t think it was…THAT PUA. With the sheer amount of stereotypical PUA bullshit jargon, I’m honestly surprised there isn’t some fake Oriental name in there somewhere. I suggest HWARANG SEDUCTION, or JIDAI GEKI ATTRACTION. How about SHIFU SEXTACULAR? Or YOUXIA MIND CONTROL NEGHIT WHATEVER THE FUCK?

He starts with the three second rule, which is to say if you see a girl you want you better make your move in 3 seconds, because if you hem and haw you’ll look like the dreaded American Football Confe-uh, I mean, Average Frustrated Chump. Fair enough I suppose.

…And time distortion is just having her imagine “us” 6 months form now. Wonderful. At the risk of losing my alpha male “Cred”…even I don’t think women are THIS goddamn stupid. Frankly I’m offended on their behalf that these guys think you can do these stupid ass tricks on them.

Speaking of cloddishness, the poetry section. He says women like poetry—that’s true. I’ve actually reduced a woman to tears with my dulcet lyrics. But you know what they don’t like? Guys just running up to them and screaming bad poetry at them out of the blue. And I do mean bad, people. Let’s look at one of the sample poems he gives…

All that and more, in my new video.

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