Robert Howard Is An Anthropologist
In this week’s “big” video, we return back to the Manthropology well, and discuss how old “Two Gun Bob’s” conception of human evolution (in particular social/cultural evolution, with a tip […]
August 2018
The Gods Of The Copybook Heading
New to the Larsensphere: poetry narration! Presented today, The Gods of the Copybook Heading by Rudyard Kipling. “Larsen, what the hell are you doing?” you might be asking. I am […]
An Analysis of Lovecraft’s Dreamland
You all know my fandom of HP Lovecraft, and how I have argued that his mythos of madness and decay represents the closest thing America has to an authentic mythological […]
The Power Team! (Workout Fail)
Get ready for a fistful of the Messiah! Hit the gym with Dallas Texas’ favorite team of roided up evangelists—the power team! Awwwww yeah, it’s the Power Team…USA! Not to […]
The Muse: A Short Story
The Muse is my newest short story. Read it here or read it on Terror House — The Muse by Larsen Halleck Music: that’s what this was all about. That’s […]
Lovecraft Represents An American Mythos
Several articles I have written in the past have made it quite clear that I am a big fan of pulp fiction—not only is it often brilliantly written, not only […]
The Occultic World of Gary Brodsky (PUAHoles)
You got your magick in my pickup artistry! You got your pickup artistry in my magick! All this and secret CIA seduction techniques, presented by everyone’s favorite Rodney Dangerfield look […]
My Profile on Atop the Cliffs
I got a profile as a poet on Atop the Cliffs, and I figure you people would like to read my profile. It is linked in the previous sentence, but to […]
New on ROK: Why American Education Sucks
Thanks to the magic of VPN’s, I have made my return to Return of Kings. And just in time to write an article about why the school system sucks. Seeing […]
How To Free Handstand
Those of you who have read my Return of Kings articles know that I am a man who advocates a substantial amount of bodyweight/calisthenic training in addition to weight training—the […]