Oh, did you think David Carradine only embarrassed himself with ONE workout video? Because he sure as hell didn’t!

So we then cut to David Carradine wearing some kind of…space sailor suit? I…j…what even are those clothes? I’m a kung fu teacher and I’ve never seen anybody wear anything that looks like that.

“…You can telL this is legit because it’s using the Oriental font!”

We then cut to Carradine in the Burmese lotus position which is to say not a lotus position at all. He has taken off his little sailor suit and is now wearing…I dunno, clothes off the set of Space Mutiny?

…”The turtle, also known as the angsty teenager”

I’m all for 80s women workout clothes but do the men have to wear the same thing?

 “Haha, of course I don’t have to straighten my own leg I’m David Carradine, bitch!”

“Yes it stretches leg! Also I have to point out that Caine is not shown doing this. Presumably he liberated a boom town from evil cattle barons in the interim”

Wow, uh, the guy in the middle there is putting way more effort into this than he needed.

And then they assume the position. Perhaps tactfully, Carradine does not show himself doing this.

But he does show himself doing this horrendously bad excuse for a split. Not that the underlings are doing so much better.

Oh god, his outfit looks even worse in close up.

We then get this lightning quick Kung fu… really slow arm rotation. With oddly inappropriate music might I add.  Is wildly inappropo music just something Carradine has in all of his contracts?

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