Moviebob’s Book: The Finale.
The finale of this Moviebob series: I finish reading Bob’s book, and despite expurgating the crap out of it, it’s still by far the longest video I’ve ever done. Fun […]
2018
Should You Get Cut For Summer? (ROK)
In my new Return of Kings article, I discuss the process of cutting the fat for summer, and whether or not you should in fact get extremely lean and cut. […]
Why Does Modern Poetry Suck?
Sadly, Mr. McGonagall is a better poet than most working today. Modern poetry fucking blows—take a look at the allegedly lyrical flotsam that spewed forth at Obama’s 2nd inauguration if […]
Hollywood Stereotypes: Not Bad
Hey, remember my Hollywood stereotypes article? It’s back—in video form! For those of you who don’t like that I occasionally make videos of old articles: Deal with it Different mediums, […]
Haters of American Women are *Still* Losers
My recent article on Return of Kings, titled “Men Who Hate on American Women are Sore Losers” got quite the reaction from the commenters, with the comment section being bitterly […]
The Ubiquity of Conquest (Manthropology)
Hey, guess what? It turns out white people did *not*, in fact, invent the concept of conquest. So in this day and age of immigration debates, a longstanding argument against […]
New on ROK: Debunking The Crack Myth
I sure love a historical debunking, don’t you? My new article on Return of Kings debunks the myth that harsher sentences on crack cocaine versus powder cocaine were devised […]
My Brown Skin by Hakim Kangsworth
Free verse is the drizzling shits, and yet I wrote a free verse poem (about the oddly specific topic of “jerking off over one’s skin color”) because I like torturing […]
Listen to me on Davis Aurini’s Livestream!
Yesterday I was invited to join, and subsequently engaged in quite the engrossing livestream with Davis Aurini and his regular sidekick Artistic Layman (with caller Tom Bombadil jumping in towards the end, […]
The Wisdom of Pulp Literature
If you’ll recall, a few weeks ago I wrote an article on how pulp fiction should be taught in schools as a method of getting young boys to read—and more […]