Super Seducer, Part Two of my look at Richard La Ruina’s intellectual fruits, here’s his stupid little video game: Super Seducer 2!
It’s back…huzzah. Larsen Halleck here, with Richard La Ruina’s stupid little video game.
Without further ado…Super seducer 2. A full motion video dating sim, because FMV games really needed to come back.
The intro, Richard giving himself some very femmy eyelashes and apparently hanging out with, uh, Kim Jong Un on the right.
The first level, Posh Totty versus Supermodel, in which Richard wants us to believe that he is regularly faced with the choice between old money blondes and Russian supermodels. Well then again I’m sure he does regularly choose between masturbating to videos of those two things and…
So when you pick the options that are auto failures, you get these red screens. Richard is apparently in an airplane hangar shooting this. And he tells you why you suck,
You pick the right answer and my god Richard is a pretentious twat. Am I honestly supposed to believe this is how Richard hangs out? In a throne with groupies and muscular men? Also that woman’s dress is one deep breath away from hitting the floor. Or maybe Richard is just pulling it down with his sexiness <sarcasm>
So Richard told the girl they were going to a juice bar and he brings her to some sort of abandoned nautical facility in which there’s nobody around for miles and why does this seem so familiar?
Anyway, this is the game, just 3 hours of poorly acted scenes.
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