Yep, it’s finally here; the hip-hop stylings of a very uncool white man rapping about jail.
Bummer Drummer is the twerp who made that unbearably awful “Free Nathan Larson” rap I played in the last video. First things first: Yes, I’m aware I can’t vocally carry a tune to save my life. With that being said, I do think the instrumental is pretty decent. Everything in this was done by yours truly—the rapping, the lyrics, the music, with the exception of the backing beat, which is the good old Amen Break, and even that I slowed down and changed the pitch. Both this song and the instrumental can be found on my Spotify.
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Lyrics: “PRESENTING THE HIP HOP STYLINGS OF A 30 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN WHO HASN’T LISTENED TO RAP CONSISTENTLY SINCE HE WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, SO WHY IS HE UNDERTAKING THIS FOOLISH ENDEAVOR? ‘CUZ FUCK NATHAN LARSON [*echo* Fuck Nathan Larson, Fuck Nathan Larson]
Judgement comes down and there’s no chance of bail
Lysander’s weedy ass is going off to jail
This is my time, no our time, for justice to be meted
The other inmates say, well we might as well kick it.
Kickin’ Nate’s balls to the roof of his mouth
Poundin’ his face before going south
Involuntary celibacy will happily pass
With Bubba’s fat dick shoving into that ass
[CHORUS]
Nate’s Politics Were Nothing But Bullshit
Nate’s written words were nothing but bullshit
Nate’s websites were nothing but bullshit
Someone in prison’s gonna shank him real quick! [Repeat]
Website enrollment full of chuds and goblins
Hookin’ Nathan up with a girl he’s robbin’
Nate’s celly throwin’ down making booty clap
While the basement hobgoblins eat Doritos and Fap!
Enabling father tries punching a Fed man
Pretty soon father and son will be dead, man
Vile bloodline purged off of the Earth
In a paupers grave being given urinary berth!
[CHORUS]
A purse, lingerie and some heels to match
Nathan is a bitch giving up the snatch
Every hole open nice and wide for the cock
And the mouth opens wider with a lock in a sock
Left hand gonna start the blood flowing
Right hand has a broken jaw showing
Bloody lube open mouth nice and wide
Delenda est to all the pedos inside [Chorus repeats and fade out]
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