Thomas Daw is a fat faced Norf phenotype, ironically from Souf England, who teaches karate out of his mom’s garage in between posting Francis E. Dec Style paranoid schizophrenic diatribes.
Who is this man? According to him, as well as this fan site by a hero worshipper who may also be a paranoid schizophrenic:
Thomas Daw, he of the severe Norf phenotype trained in martial arts since he was a child. He obtained a 1st degree black belt in TKD, and then he quit to create not one, not two, but three martial arts styles. Daw Ryu, UK Karate, Orange Dragon karate. He also obtained an 8h degree black belt in SNAKE FIST KARATE.
What is snake fist karate? No idea, the website hasn’t even been saved by archive.org, but that name means its legit. It’s like their fists are venomous!!
Thomas Daw has also written several books, you can see they’re legit because they have the Wonton font.
But what do his awestruck fans have to say? And I quote:
“ thomas daw is too good to be hired by regular martial arts schools and thomas daw was turned down by Guiness Book of Records for being too good.
What’s this person moaning about? To be honest, I don’t know. I haven’t got a clue. No matter what box you try and put me in I just don’t fit. I never wanted to either. When I was 10 I felt like I was 15. At 15 I felt 20. Luckily i got to 25 and just stayed there. Everyone thinks I’m the taekwon do guy. Come on I gave up tKD in 1999. Fucking 1999. No future for me fucking about learning sod all at jee goo. Stand there after a warm up and do fuck all. Jealous of my flashy kicks. If you don’t like flashy kicks don’t fucking teach TKD RETARD!!! Lau Gar Kung Fu? Lau Gar kung fu? Fucking bollocks mate. Sorry, you fucks don’t know any better, but I do.Jog on the spot for 10 years.
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