Papasan Stern Steals Valor; Makes Bread (Kung Fail)
Jack “Papasan Stern” was a wizened garden gnome who made a living driving a bread truck. Somehow he deluded himself and his idiot followers into thinking he was a medal […]
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Count Dante Returns (Kung Fail)
More information on Count Dante? That’s right, it’s new material on his dojo invasion, general life and times, and pathetic death, right here on The Barbaric Gentleman! As if it […]
Bart Vale’s Kung Fail (Kung Fail)
We’ll get to Bart Vale in a bit but first off: Yes, I still live, as Mr. Rice Burroughs would put it. The site was down for a while due […]
Richard Hackworth Sucks (Kung Fail)
Richard Hackworth is a big fat loser who sucks at being a martial artist, pick up artist, and pro wrestling…artist. Nonetheless he pretends to be a master at all 3. […]
Thomas Daw: Schizophrenic Norf Fu (Kung Fail)
Thomas Daw is a fat faced Norf phenotype, ironically from Souf England, who teaches karate out of his mom’s garage in between posting Francis E. Dec Style paranoid schizophrenic diatribes. […]
Aikijutsu: More Obese White Ninjas (Kung Fail)
Today we’re talking Aikijutsu, because who doesn’t love seeing fat bellied white men pretending to be ninjas? Hey folks Larsen here and welcome back to Kung Fail. This one was […]
The Life and Times of Frank Dux (Kung Fail)
Frank Dux: The writer and base of the movie Bloodsport. I love Bloodsport, you love Bloodsport, everybody loves Bloodsport. But it’s a load of crap. Frank Dux is along the […]
How To Kip-Up: The Video
An instructional video on the kip-up. And thank god for short videos. If you’ve ever watched a kung-fu movie in your life, and I wager you have, then you likely […]
Sex, Murder, Jiu-Jitsu: Rafiel Torre
We’re all familiar with the Rafiel Torre story: The ethnic confusion, the sex parties and ultimately, the murder. But here are the details: Ralph Bartle, not to be confused with […]
Way Of the Shadow Wolves Chapter 3
The ride never ends! Way of the Shadow Wolves, Part 3. It hasn’t gotten any better. Standing in the middle of the room was a heavyset, intense-looking man with a […]