Poetry

The Virgin Chinee: A Poem

So I wrote a poem last week satirizing the typical Asian Sex Bullshit, in the vein of Bret Harte’s original Heathen Chinee poem. Here’s the video: And here’s the original […]

On Iron: The Video

Yep, here we go! On Iron: By Larsen Halleck Then-I strained myself again and again. Burdens lifted, jeers of women, punches thrown, mockery of men  Eyes  full of sweat and […]

Solomon Kane's Homecoming

My new poetry narration. As a side note, the Phil Elmore Kung Fail video was taken down at his request. Solomon Kane’s Homecoming by Robert Howard The white gulls wheeled […]

Modern Sexuality sucks, especially for men. We all know that, so I decided to write a couple of poems about this—poems about wanton hedonism and sexual frustration, and creepy incel […]