Personal Trainer: A Terrible Career Choice
Yeah, I had to get this off my chest…again. The majority of time you’re a personal trainer, you will not be training people. The “trainer” is mostly going to be […]
Physical culture
Cutting The Fat For Summer
Summer is coming, and you know what that means! (Besides “Larsen has to take shirtless selfies for the sake of you people”) Building strength, raw functional power, is certainly an […]
A Tale of Two Taekwondo Masters
Hey kids, it’s time to learn about Larsen’s employment history! This is my story about two taekwondo masters that I worked for a few years ago (technically I’ve been employed […]
Charlie Zelenoff: The Fighting Failson
Yeah, it’s about time we came to *this*, isn’t it? Charlie Zelenoff is an infamous internet troll who challenges much better people to box with him. There’s the Kung Fail, […]
Shape Up With Arnold (Workout Fail)
Ah, what can be said about Arnold Schwarzenegger that hasn’t already been said…either in glowing praise or in a marital indictment? In this workout video from 1982, he is spiritually […]
How To Get The V-Taper
If you pay attention to the “femosphere” at all, which I force myself to do on occasion for decidedly Von Clausewitz-esque reasons, you’ve probably noticed that one masculine physical feature […]
Why Are Americans Fat: The Video
Yes, I know this used to be an article, but goddamn, it’s always important to discuss For all of the talk of how “Everything in the past was worse than […]
Larsen Wrote Two New Books!
It’s that time once again, for Larsen Halleck to spill forth his intellectual fruit! You have presumably all read the transcendent Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction-–and by that I […]
The Mighty Marvel Fitness Guide!
In the wake of the great Stan Lee’s untimely passing, I decided that it might be best to read the fitness and nutrition guide Marvel put out in the 1970s…and […]
Feeling the Burn
Due to some computer problems, I will not be producing videos this week. Instead, enjoy this short story about the inane drudgeries of the fitness industry: Feeling the Burn! — […]