Larsen’s 5 Hour Opus
In a further example of my nobly futile quest to prove I can do crappy pop music better than the people currently doing it, another opus I wrote in 5 […]
Videos and Podcasts
Richard Spencer Loses His Shit: The Musical
So as you might have heard, Dick Spencer had a bit of a public meltdown. And by “a bit” I mean a full on Dennis Reynolds-esque hissy fit. So naturally […]
The Seagal Chronicles (Full Video)
Yeah, a bit of a copout this week. I combined my two Seagal videos into one full video, and added a few new things. Do you want the frenetic energy […]
The Madness of Steven Seagal Part 2
You wanted more, and here it is. Non-film related Seagal insanity! Do you want magic talking dogs? Sexual abuse? Hypocritical Religion? Projectile defecation? If so, you are one sick puppy, […]
The Madness of Steven Seagal (Kung Fail)
Technically, part 1 of my expose of the madness of Steven Seagal—it has to be in two parts because my god there’s a lot of it. We all know Steven […]
Nathan Larson: Pedo For Congress!
It’s time once again for a riveting edition of Failsons. And we’re looking at Nathan Larson, from the evidently insane burb of Charlottesville, Virginia. And you did read that title […]
Personal Trainer: A Terrible Career Choice
Yeah, I had to get this off my chest…again. The majority of time you’re a personal trainer, you will not be training people. The “trainer” is mostly going to be […]
More Thoughts on Modern Music
In my new video, I discuss some more thoughts on the modern music industry: my reactions to the Seabrook book, tepidly defending The Archies, and most importantly…an original song by […]
Fu Manchu: The Solution to Asian Sex Bullshit
Yeah, I said it: a well done Fu Manchu movie done today would get women furiously masturbating. So I recently got into a bit of a Twitter spat with this […]
“Derp, statues were painted!” (Manthropology)
So you’ve probably read a couple of articles like this, clucking about the revelation that statues were painted which…disproves white supremacy or something. Some odd news this past couple of […]