For All We Have And Are by Kipling
A patreon request for a fan—thanks Mitchel Valentino! The Kipling Poem For All We Have and Are. Another poem about resoluteness in the face of crappiness, in the fine tradition […]
Videos and Podcasts
The Beginnings by Rudyard Kipling
Hey, you know that poem that all the wignats love? Yeah, turns out they’re misquoting it. Here it is unedited: The Beginnings by Rudyard Kipling. You’re likely familiar with this […]
Why Does Music Suck Nowadays? The Video
A while back I did an article asking why music nowadays is the aural equivalent of ball cancer—here’s a video going more in depth into the subject! If you want […]
Music Lesson: The Locrian Minor Scale
From Locris to your instrument..the Locrian Minor Scale. And while I typically start with the equivalent major scale before I go into a minor scale…for various reasons detailed in the […]
Charles Manson: The Video
With the release of Quentin Tarantino’s new film Once Upon A Time In Hollywood…it’s time for some shameless clickbait: and so, presenting to all of you, my loving audience…a video […]
Mark Bailey ‘s Life’s Fight (Kung Fail)
Another MMA fraud, this time we’re looking at Mark Bailey of Lawrenceville, Georgia. An archetypal pudgy middle aged loser with delusions of grandeur, he still manages to be a bit […]
More Incels Fapfiction (Failsons)
Excuse the few days that my website was down—technical difficulties. Anyway, since we had so much fun the last time…more incel depravity. Featuring government mandated girlfriends, Old Testament punishment, and […]
Explaining “The Virgin Chinee”.
So it appears some of you people didn’t get what I was saying in ‘The Virgin Chinee’, so I am being nice and explaining things. So let’s look at my […]
The Virgin Chinee: A Poem
So I wrote a poem last week satirizing the typical Asian Sex Bullshit, in the vein of Bret Harte’s original Heathen Chinee poem. Here’s the video: And here’s the original […]
Choson Ninja (Kung Fail)
An oldy but a goodie, and an example of how all these clods intersect with each other at some point or another: Greg Park, aka Choson Ninja, is a heretical […]