Richard Hackworth Sucks (Kung Fail)
Richard Hackworth is a big fat loser who sucks at being a martial artist, pick up artist, and pro wrestling…artist. Nonetheless he pretends to be a master at all 3. […]
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Swingcat’s Fantasy Life (PUAHoles)
Like a remora suckling the back of a shark, so too did I pull Swingcat off of Ross Jeffries. “Naturalized Attraction is not about trying to apply therapeutic techniques used […]
Fabio Fitness (Workout Fail)
In which I review the only workout plan designed to make you fill out your ruffly fuck me shirt…and I did in the opening! This is Fabio Fitness! …But I […]
Manosphere People are White Hapas
The hour long Moviebob video, my two articles this week. Yeah, I was not in the best of moods… It’s time for another edition of “Larsen’s Manosphere Beefs”. Somewhat surprisingly, […]
Gus Kaparos’ Green Cloud Kung Fu (Kung Fail)
Gus Kaparos is the owner and proprietor of the Green Cloud Kung Fu School in Patchogue, New York. He is also one of the worst public speakers I’ve ever seen […]
Vince Kelvin: Worst PUA Ever?
On today’s episode of Pick Up Assholes, we profile Vince Kelvin, a disconcertingly short 50-something who willingly chooses to dress like he fights Mike Haggar on the streets of Metro […]
Scott Blevins: Karate Pederast (Kung Fail)
My new video is on one of the more notorious mixed martial arts frauds (as opposed to the traditional martial arts frauds I regular mock), Scott “Lionheart” Blevins! But don’t […]
Rogue Learning: Chris Chan
Oh yeah. We’re going here. To the darkest, deepest corner of internet infamy. To the one person who may, in fact, have absolutely no positive qualities at all (in a […]
Derek Rake’s Shogun Method (PUAssholes)
Did you ever imagine that somebody else would be dumb enough to come up with the idea of “fractionation”? Yeah, me neither, but apparently somebody did. Derek Rake! This is […]
Geriatric Porn: The Workout!
Well, this is a thing that happened. Academy Award Winning Actress Dame Angela Lansbury made a workout video that honestly comes off as some sort of bizarre solo porn video. […]