Aikijutsu: More Obese White Ninjas (Kung Fail)
Today we’re talking Aikijutsu, because who doesn’t love seeing fat bellied white men pretending to be ninjas? Hey folks Larsen here and welcome back to Kung Fail. This one was […]
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Why Are Americans Fat: The Video
Yes, I know this used to be an article, but goddamn, it’s always important to discuss For all of the talk of how “Everything in the past was worse than […]
Bryce Dallas’ Ninja Sex Cult (Kung Fail)
Not to be confused with some sort of hypothetical (and presumably much more pleasant) Bryce Dallas Howard sex cult, this edition of Kung Fail deals with Bryce Dallas, a very fat […]
Should You Get Cut For Summer? (ROK)
In my new Return of Kings article, I discuss the process of cutting the fat for summer, and whether or not you should in fact get extremely lean and cut. […]
How Much Protein Is Needed? (ROK)
I have a new article on Return of Kings, about protein in your diet and how much you need to build muscle. You want to build muscle, right? Of course […]
New on ROK: 3 Diets (and Effectiveness)
My new Return of Kings article involves me judging three popular diets, and their effectiveness. In addition, I also discuss my own successful weight loss efforts. Directly proportional to the […]
New on ROK: Why are Americans So Fat?
In my new piece for Return of Kings, I look at the obesity crisis in the United States, and I try to figure out why obesity has become such a […]
New ROK Article on Function Over Form
Or, for a more blunt title than “Function Over Form”: “When is it okay to listen to fat people for fitness advice?” The short answer is: Not very often. But […]
SMB3: Brick By Brick by MovieBob Chipman
Upon reading the title of this article, you probably asked yourself one of two questions: “Who’s ‘Moviebob’” or “Why would you bother reviewing a 3 year old book that has been […]
New ROK Article: Legit Reasons To Be Fat
My new article asking whether or not there are legitimate reasons for being fat? The short version: Yes there are, but they’re not such great issues that they can’t be […]