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Modern Sexuality sucks, especially for men. We all know that, so I decided to write a couple of poems about this—poems about wanton hedonism and sexual frustration, and creepy incel […]

Vince Kelvin: Worst PUA Ever?

On today’s episode of Pick Up Assholes, we profile Vince Kelvin, a disconcertingly short 50-something who willingly chooses to dress like he fights Mike Haggar on the streets of Metro […]