Love’s Reproach: The Video
One of my earlier poems, based on an even earlier experience I had as a young man, now a video. It remains Hypergamy: The Poem I reiterate: As for the […]
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On Iron: The Video
Yep, here we go! On Iron: By Larsen Halleck Then-I strained myself again and again. Burdens lifted, jeers of women, punches thrown, mockery of men Eyes full of sweat and […]
Cultivation: The Video
I have a new video of one of my older poems: As a side note, I’m going to be expanding my repertoire a bit in the future—still doing two videos […]
Solomon Kane’s Homecoming
My new poetry narration. As a side note, the Phil Elmore Kung Fail video was taken down at his request. Solomon Kane’s Homecoming by Robert Howard The white gulls wheeled […]
The Masculine Scribe: The Video
I’ve decided to change the poetry videos slightly, to not just do any old poems, but poetry that is specifically masculine, to show people that not all poetry is written […]
The Garden by HP Lovecraft
There’s an ancient, ancient garden that I see sometimes in dreams, Where the very Maytime sunlight plays and glows with spectral gleams; Where the gaudy-tinted blossoms seem to wither into […]
My Profile on Atop the Cliffs
I got a profile as a poet on Atop the Cliffs, and I figure you people would like to read my profile. It is linked in the previous sentence, but to […]
Tranceboy The Dancing Machine (PUAHoles)
In my new Pick Up Assholes video, I discuss an Englishman from the halcyon days of the Clinton administration—Tranceboy, hocker of boner pills and writer of bad poetry. Okay, let’s […]
Rain: An Original Poem
Return of Kings is having some minor technical difficulties, so until those are fixed, enjoy some poetry! Unlike my other poetry (which is to say; the poetry that isn’t deliberately […]
Why Does Modern Poetry Suck?
Sadly, Mr. McGonagall is a better poet than most working today. Modern poetry fucking blows—take a look at the allegedly lyrical flotsam that spewed forth at Obama’s 2nd inauguration if […]