Taking a slight break from the more cerebral articles and videos…here’s a light and fun article about snu-snu! Which is to say sex with an Amazonian woman, for those of you young whippersnappers that don’t remember Futurama.

So recently I’ve achieved something that has, admittedly, been on my bucket list for a long time—that being to get in bed with a woman as tall as me (and just to clarify I’m 6 feet even). While a good amount of it was merely to say that I had in fact accomplished it…I’d be lying if I said that engaging in a vigorous bout of snu-snu isn’t a rollicking good time.

But now those of you who have not had this luxury might ask—how much of a difference is there between sleeping with a smaller woman and sleeping with a tall Amazonian-type? There are some quite noticeable differences, and each type of woman has their advantages and disadvantages:

Obviously, the smaller woman has a greater variety of sexual positions and maneuvers you can engage in, including my favorite, the “three way dance”, which are as far as I can tell not possible to do with a larger woman—even if you’re capable of lifting her off the ground (As I was), the size and width of various body parts makes acrobatic techniques such as those nigh-impossible. Another advantage I find that smaller women have is that they just seem to be able to orgasm much more readily and easily than a larger woman. Perhaps it is due to all of the nerve endings being concentrated into a much smaller surface area, perhaps it’s due to my wiener being larger than average, but it seems that it only takes a few minutes to get them blasting off, and they will proceed to do so numerous times—and I’ll be honest, knowing that I have so thoroughly satisfied a woman sexually is really psychologically satisfying to myself.

At the same time however, the sheer muscular force a larger woman can impart upon you can make for quite the invigorating sexual experience—and let it also be said that when a smaller woman is the “lay back and do nothing” sort, it gets really boring really fast—again, speaking from my own small sample size, that doesn’t seem to be a problem with a more…shall we say, robust, woman.

(And of course, by “robust” I do NOT mean “fat”—and if you don’t know the difference, please go out more and discover the difference for yourself).

Furthermore, a lot of tall women will express dismay that a lot of men are insecure around them and won’t approach them, so if you are the confident sort—and I am—then you just may find yourself facing an untapped gold mine.

But with all this being said, I will reiterate here what i said in my interracial sex article—there’s a lot more similarities than differences between the different sorts of woman, and you’ll get a wide spectrum of sexual skill (or lack thereof). As usual, the key is the individual woman’s abilities, rather than any sort of blanket statement about one being better than the other.

So tl;dr don’t be afraid to try a bit of snu-snu, but at the same time don’t limit yourself to it.