A Beginner’s Guide to Meditation
Two weeks ago I wrote an article on a very specific epiphany that I obtained through meditation. And while what I realized is good enough advice in and of itself, […]
July 2018
David Carradine’s Spiral Fitness (Workout Fail)
Simultaneously both a workout fail and the most literal depiction of Kung Fail I’ve ever done…David Carradine plays with a PVC pipe for 2 hours, and I try to be […]
Bruce Lee: A Life by Matthew Polly
Bruce Lee: A Life is, in addition to being the first occasion I’ve had to review two different books on the same subject, a new semi-authorized biography (which is to […]
What Is Game: The Video
In which I do a video version of my “What is Game” article The question remains, however: What IS the essence of game, and what is it, exactly, that is improved […]
Erotic Lycanthropy: A Short Story
Erotic Lycanthropy by Larsen Halleck (What, did you think I just wrote poetry?) The full moon shined down upon me in the humble back alley I currently occupied. It is […]
Meditation And The Pursuit of Happiness
On this website, one of the major goals is of course self-improvement: turning yourself from the schlubby, boring, acne encrusted loser you were born as and becoming the muscular, swaggering […]
Tranceboy The Dancing Machine (PUAHoles)
In my new Pick Up Assholes video, I discuss an Englishman from the halcyon days of the Clinton administration—Tranceboy, hocker of boner pills and writer of bad poetry. Okay, let’s […]
Three More Examples of POC Cultural Appropriation
Remember my article on this topic from last year? Since it was so much fun, my new article on Return of Kings discusses a few more examples of People of […]
What We Can Learn From The Art Of War
The Art of War by Sun Tzu: if not the first treatise ever written on war as a formal practice, it is certainly the most famous, both in the hoary […]
Fabio Fitness (Workout Fail)
In which I review the only workout plan designed to make you fill out your ruffly fuck me shirt…and I did in the opening! This is Fabio Fitness! …But I […]