The Mighty Marvel Fitness Guide!
In the wake of the great Stan Lee’s untimely passing, I decided that it might be best to read the fitness and nutrition guide Marvel put out in the 1970s…and […]
November 2018
The Flogging Video
Excuse the delays, I had computer problems. As I ease back into the groove, I made a video version of my old flogging article, for the benefit of the less […]
Break a Stereotype, Break a Mind
As most of my readers are probably aware, the venerable Return of Kings has gone on hiatus. And as somebody who spent three years as an on-staff writer, all of […]
Feeling the Burn
Due to some computer problems, I will not be producing videos this week. Instead, enjoy this short story about the inane drudgeries of the fitness industry: Feeling the Burn! — […]
Broadsword and Singlestick by RG Allanson-Winn
In recent years, there has been an increased interest in historical Western martial arts: cannes de combat, bartitsu, fencing, longsword and broadsword forms, dagger wrestling, and a julienne of others. […]
Ross Jeffries: The Video
Yes, it’s finally time: In which I look at the legendary Ross Jeffries, and his pick up extravagance. Does he live up to the hype that has been built up […]
My Deliberately Terrible Poetry Video
Yes, it’s my deliberately terrible poem My Brown Skin, it’s the Basement theme from Resident Evil: Director’s Cut, it’s the new video! I’m a Person of Color, but I hate […]
Oh Shit, New Patreon Bonuses!
Hey kids, you like my content, and I like your money—let’s meet somewhere in the middle! In addition to the three tiers that some of you are already familiar with, […]
Art Modeling: The Ultimate Willpower Training
Yeah, you read that right: Art modeling will train your willpower real hard. Alright, a few things to explain, hear me out. First of all, yes, I have recently started […]
Bryce Dallas’ Ninja Sex Cult (Kung Fail)
Not to be confused with some sort of hypothetical (and presumably much more pleasant) Bryce Dallas Howard sex cult, this edition of Kung Fail deals with Bryce Dallas, a very fat […]