Ah, what can be said about Arnold Schwarzenegger that hasn’t already been said…either in glowing praise or in a marital indictment? In this workout video from 1982, he is spiritually at his Arnold-est, if not physically. Also appearing is Rachel McLish and some guy named Roger.
Bodybuilder, writer, actor, politician, and delightful lech, he was and arguably still is an inspiration to millions of people around the globe, not all of whom are twitchy maladjusted teenage boys. In 1982, sometime presumably before his breakout film role, which will become quite apparent, he also made a workout video. It is, uh, not up to the standards of a champion bodybuilder and Olympic-style lifter. And I think he’s quite aware of that too. But let’s watch.
… Actually Arnold, I want to get the feeling of cumming in the gym, cumming at home, and cumming day and night. It’s terrific!
Rachel gets on the machine, and within the first 10 minutes, we have Arnold getting handsy with a lady. Well I must say despite the piss poor production values, this isn’t really BAD so far. He’s advising compound weight exercises, low weights to get the form down, and even avoiding overtraining. And really, who doesn’t dig the cocker spaniel hair/thong leotard combo? Nobody, that’s who.
But, uh, not gonna lie, this music is getting on my nerves. It sounds like the ending theme of a Sonic the Hedgehog video game, which is…oddly fitting somehow.
…And he does it again! I would suggest that he breed with Rachel and the kid would win all the bodybuilding competitions, BUT, his illegitimate son is currently entering bodybuilding competitions, so…
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