Charlie Zelenoff: The Fighting Failson

Yeah, it’s about time we came to *this*, isn’t it?

Charlie Zelenoff is an infamous internet troll who challenges much better people to box with him. There’s the Kung Fail, and since he’s a 30 something man who lives with his parents, he’s also a failson.

The man, the myth, the legend, Charles Zelenoff. Charlie Z. Z Money, the UBF World champion and all around delusional nutcase …

Who is he? Charlie Zelenoff was born and raised in Los Angeles. As far as my research shows he has no education beyond high school, and has never held a job outside of one professional boxing fight—which he lost to Andrew Hartley of Arkansas.

So, like Ignatius Reilly and other great men, to say nothing of other great Charlies [like Charlie Kelly], when reality didn’t conform to his wishes, Charlie delved into his rich inner life, making up his own boxing organization, the UBF, in which he is the sole fighter and thus the undefeated champion, with 250 and counting wins and 0 losses. With a record like that you could get into the Semaphore UFC tournaments! And of course the LADIES love a guy with that record, look at this picture of Charlie with two hot chicks that totally isn’t photoshopped. Yes, people, he put on that tattoo and immediately took it off just for the photo.

To be fair, Mr. Zelenoff does invite other fighters into his web of ass whipping—for the UBF is a strict invitation only league! Now of course I’m not talking about the UNIVERSAL Boxing Federation, which is an actual league with actual fighters based in Houston, I’m talking about the UNDERGROUND Boxing federation, which is based in Charlie Zelenoff’s mind…



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