The Virgin Chinee: A Poem

So I wrote a poem last week satirizing the typical Asian Sex Bullshit, in the vein of Bret Harte’s original Heathen Chinee poem. Here’s the video:

And here’s the original poem.

The virgin Chinee or truthful language from James the Aryan paragon, by Larsen Halleck
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For I now wish to speak
And my language is lain
That for ways of the geek
Sex dimorphism plain
The virgin Chinee is a model
Which the same I would rise to explain

By my self made metrics
That I meticulously log
A race of fey faggots
Who forever will dog
Their perfect and undeserved women
As I detail so much on my blog

Twas in hot August fogs
When I racially woke
But white women fuck dogs
And I was always the joke
And I have gradually grown to despise them
In the words that my website hath spoke

And so in my past
With the internet’s tips
A stiff die was cast
To pursue solely nips
My demure and submissive lotuses
Though my appearance is always the drips

Greater than white sluts
Chasing Chad and Tyrone
Since infancy, deep cuts
Their smugness to dethrone
No need for the west’s skank hypergamy
When homely slant eyes love my bone

My thews are like string
And my belly is round
Yet I am always the thing
When I bestride Chinatown
I should be propagating the white race
But the virgin Chinee is my clown

The blasted white slags
Deserve all the ire
Chasing cock and coach bags
As her race shall expire
Paling to the pure lemon maiden
The cursed dogfucker ought to retire

“I’m a stereotyped fag
Rooney ruined my life
Hughes kicked in my bag
Now I can’t find a wife!”
Wrote the virgin Chinee on HIS website
“Sell out whores are the cause of my strife!”

I relayed to a friend
And he spoke to me
And he rose with a grin
And he said “can it be?”
“They hate their women, they’re all sexless!”
And we mocked all those virgin Chinee

Which is why I speak
And my language is lain
That for ways of the geek
Sex dimorphism plain
The virgin Chinee is a model
Ubermenschen like me will maintain

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Read the original poem on Terror House!