All People Glom Onto Exotic Languages
A quick article this week, but I just wanted to point something out that some of you may or may not have been aware of—It is fairly common in Asian […]
October 2019
The Madness of Steven Seagal Part 2
You wanted more, and here it is. Non-film related Seagal insanity! Do you want magic talking dogs? Sexual abuse? Hypocritical Religion? Projectile defecation? If so, you are one sick puppy, […]
A New Holiday: “I Hate America Day”
Well, another Columbus Day has come and gone, and the usual shit came with it. Italian-Americans voicing their pride in their illustrious ancestor, the woke (consisting of Native Americans, African-Americans, […]
The Madness of Steven Seagal (Kung Fail)
Technically, part 1 of my expose of the madness of Steven Seagal—it has to be in two parts because my god there’s a lot of it. We all know Steven […]
Peter Wheat: Ass Kicker
Longtime readers of this website are probably well aware of the fact that despite being an egregiously masculine man who has succeeded at most of the things men dream of…I’m […]
Nathan Larson: Pedo For Congress!
It’s time once again for a riveting edition of Failsons. And we’re looking at Nathan Larson, from the evidently insane burb of Charlottesville, Virginia. And you did read that title […]
Have You Ever Met Any Of These People?
People, I must ask: who doesn’t like a good old fashioned bitch session? Everyone likes to complain once in a while! And the internet has made complaining easier, more fun, […]
Personal Trainer: A Terrible Career Choice
Yeah, I had to get this off my chest…again. The majority of time you’re a personal trainer, you will not be training people. The “trainer” is mostly going to be […]