Larsen Live: Build-A-Bear is for Closers
Welcome back to a delightfully inane edition of Larsen Live, in which we find out that if you’re not man enough to handle raw aggression, then you ought to not […]
March 2022
Aikijutsu: More Obese White Ninjas (Kung Fail)
Today we’re talking Aikijutsu, because who doesn’t love seeing fat bellied white men pretending to be ninjas? Hey folks Larsen here and welcome back to Kung Fail. This one was […]
Larsen Live: American Educational System, Etc
In which I discuss the dismal state of the American educational system and proffer a few suggestions for how it could be less shitty. As we all know, the American […]
Chinks Can’t Fight 2: The Re- Chinking
The Re- Chinking: This Time It’s Personal. Yeah, this crap came up again. Hello Larsen Halleck here, and boy do I really hate repeating myself over and over again, but […]
Livestream 3-12: It’s Defcon One!
Some idiot decided to proclaim that it’s DEFCON 1, but not for the reasons you’d expect. On Twitter, DEFCON 1 trended. Why? It’s not nuclear war, it’s the fact that […]
Enter the Carterverse (Failsons)
What is this ‘Carterverse’, you might be asking yourself? The Carterverse is the realm of insanity in which former child star and current drug-addled lunatic Aaron Carter lives in, as […]
Livestream 3-5: Russia, Thirst, General Idiocy
My Livestream for March 3rd, in which I discuss Russia and other bits of buffoonery. Disney has opened up the star wars hotel, 5000 for 2 nights and it looks […]