Have You Ever Met Any Of These People?
People, I must ask: who doesn’t like a good old fashioned bitch session? Everyone likes to complain once in a while! And the internet has made complaining easier, more fun, […]
Genteel Skills
You Can Never Fully Transcend Your Time
Let me tell you a story about myself. As I have alluded to in many articles, I was not exactly a model student and teenager in my younger days. In […]
The Burning Fires Of Hatred
Newer readers of my website are undoubtedly familiar with me as the picture of living calm; a man who meditates, espouses the teachings of inner peace, and tells you not […]
Trash People Make Lots of Trash
Allow me to tell you a story about my college years: My sophomore year of college was…a bit of a mixed bag. On the one hand, getting into great shape […]
A Solution To Bullshit Jobs?
As you know, I read the book “Bullshit Jobs” by David Graeber, and I liked it a lot. This book was also fairly popular in the masculine corners of the […]
How To Defuse An Angry Woman
“Women be crazy amirite?!” Wakka wakka! But yes, hack comedy aside, many women will naturally jump to conclusions and panic, especially if you are a man worth having. What I […]
Cult Tactics and Madman Charisma
So if you’ll recall, last week I discussed ”mad man charisma” and crank magnetism, and how that often leads people to join cults. Being that I find this topic fascinating […]
So You Want to Learn Music
The title says it all, people, “So you want to learn music”. “But I don’t really want to learn music, Larsen!” you might be protesting, and to that I would […]
Larsen Wrote Two New Books!
It’s that time once again, for Larsen Halleck to spill forth his intellectual fruit! You have presumably all read the transcendent Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction-–and by that I […]
Woment Want A Little Tenderness
“Try a little tenderness? The fuck does that mean?” you might be asking incredulously. So, I don’t know if you’ve noticed…but the website you’re reading now is titled “The Barbaric […]