Gig: A Short Story
I recently wrote a new short story about the gig economy that can be found on Terror House, and will be republished here: Gigs. A story of our not-too-distant future […]
My Books
The Beta Uprising Has Begun!
Or: “Der Beta Aufstand Hat Begonnen!”, a German translation of “The Beta Uprising Has Begun”, paraphrased from a neo-Nazi slogan about Das Varte Reich. The concept that the incels have […]
The Virgin Chinee: A Poem
So I wrote a poem last week satirizing the typical Asian Sex Bullshit, in the vein of Bret Harte’s original Heathen Chinee poem. Here’s the video: And here’s the original […]
Oh, Mr. Darcy!–A Rape Fantasy
Guess who’s brought forth a new fruit of intellectual labor? Even as my day job busies me (ruining my plans to do 4 updates a week for the time being), […]
Love’s Reproach: The Video
One of my earlier poems, based on an even earlier experience I had as a young man, now a video. It remains Hypergamy: The Poem I reiterate: As for the […]
On Iron: The Video
Yep, here we go! On Iron: By Larsen Halleck Then-I strained myself again and again. Burdens lifted, jeers of women, punches thrown, mockery of men Eyes full of sweat and […]
Larsen Wrote Two New Books!
It’s that time once again, for Larsen Halleck to spill forth his intellectual fruit! You have presumably all read the transcendent Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction-–and by that I […]
Feeling the Burn
Due to some computer problems, I will not be producing videos this week. Instead, enjoy this short story about the inane drudgeries of the fitness industry: Feeling the Burn! — […]
My Deliberately Terrible Poetry Video
Yes, it’s my deliberately terrible poem My Brown Skin, it’s the Basement theme from Resident Evil: Director’s Cut, it’s the new video! I’m a Person of Color, but I hate […]
Vice and the Incel’s Lament: The Video
Two short poems about the crappiness of modern sexuality, set to Miserere Mei by Allegri. Now in video form. The job has been a bit hectic, so excuse me for getting […]