Solomon Kane’s Homecoming
My new poetry narration. As a side note, the Phil Elmore Kung Fail video was taken down at his request. Solomon Kane’s Homecoming by Robert Howard The white gulls wheeled […]
My Books
The Incel Lament and Vice: Poems
Modern Sexuality sucks, especially for men. We all know that, so I decided to write a couple of poems about this—poems about wanton hedonism and sexual frustration, and creepy incel […]
The Destruction of Sennacherib by Lord Byron
This work by Byron is another one of my favorite poems, for a variety of reasons, and being that it’s worth reading you probably didn’t read it in school. So […]
The Masculine Scribe: The Video
I’ve decided to change the poetry videos slightly, to not just do any old poems, but poetry that is specifically masculine, to show people that not all poetry is written […]
The Muse: A Short Story
The Muse is my newest short story. Read it here or read it on Terror House — The Muse by Larsen Halleck Music: that’s what this was all about. That’s […]
My Profile on Atop the Cliffs
I got a profile as a poet on Atop the Cliffs, and I figure you people would like to read my profile. It is linked in the previous sentence, but to […]
Erotic Lycanthropy: A Short Story
Erotic Lycanthropy by Larsen Halleck (What, did you think I just wrote poetry?) The full moon shined down upon me in the humble back alley I currently occupied. It is […]
To Play Once More: A Poem
Another poem from yours truly, one that I admit was written shortly after a bad breakup (not the girl I was dating since the start of this website, a more […]
Rain: An Original Poem
Return of Kings is having some minor technical difficulties, so until those are fixed, enjoy some poetry! Unlike my other poetry (which is to say; the poetry that isn’t deliberately […]
My Brown Skin by Hakim Kangsworth
Free verse is the drizzling shits, and yet I wrote a free verse poem (about the oddly specific topic of “jerking off over one’s skin color”) because I like torturing […]