The Occultic World of Gary Brodsky (PUAHoles)
You got your magick in my pickup artistry! You got your pickup artistry in my magick! All this and secret CIA seduction techniques, presented by everyone’s favorite Rodney Dangerfield look […]
My Profile on Atop the Cliffs
I got a profile as a poet on Atop the Cliffs, and I figure you people would like to read my profile. It is linked in the previous sentence, but to […]
New on ROK: Why American Education Sucks
Thanks to the magic of VPN’s, I have made my return to Return of Kings. And just in time to write an article about why the school system sucks. Seeing […]
How To Free Handstand
Those of you who have read my Return of Kings articles know that I am a man who advocates a substantial amount of bodyweight/calisthenic training in addition to weight training—the […]
An Introduction to Breaking
Undoubtedly you have seen bricks being broken, even if it is only the context of pop culture. It seems damn near like a superpower, doesn’t it? Being able to pulverize […]
White Girl Bleed A Lot by Colin Flaherty
Colin Flaherty’s White Girl Bleed a Lot is an underground book that has gotten its fair share of mainstream attention, mainly due to its alleged evil racist racial racism. So […]
David Carradine’s Kung Fu Workout (Workout Fail)
Oh, did you think David Carradine only embarrassed himself with ONE workout video? Because he sure as hell didn’t! So we then cut to David Carradine wearing some kind of…space […]
A Beginner’s Guide to Meditation
Two weeks ago I wrote an article on a very specific epiphany that I obtained through meditation. And while what I realized is good enough advice in and of itself, […]
David Carradine’s Spiral Fitness (Workout Fail)
Simultaneously both a workout fail and the most literal depiction of Kung Fail I’ve ever done…David Carradine plays with a PVC pipe for 2 hours, and I try to be […]
Bruce Lee: A Life by Matthew Polly
Bruce Lee: A Life is, in addition to being the first occasion I’ve had to review two different books on the same subject, a new semi-authorized biography (which is to […]