Larsen’s 5 Hour Opus
In a further example of my nobly futile quest to prove I can do crappy pop music better than the people currently doing it, another opus I wrote in 5 […]
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Larsen Wrote Two New Books!
It’s that time once again, for Larsen Halleck to spill forth his intellectual fruit! You have presumably all read the transcendent Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction-–and by that I […]
Rain: An Original Poem
Return of Kings is having some minor technical difficulties, so until those are fixed, enjoy some poetry! Unlike my other poetry (which is to say; the poetry that isn’t deliberately […]
The Masculine Scribe
Shock and awe—Larsen Halleck is something of a poet when he’s not kicking ass and taking names. I understand that new readers may find this surprising, but again, the whole […]