Hey kids, guess what time it is? Everyone’s favorite stupid shit: Asian Sex Bullshit.

This one didn’t happen yesterday, but it’s the most recurring of the ASB: The “REEEE PENIS” nonsense, so I’m sure it’ll come up again sooner or later

So in this stupid little article, they asked: from whence the small penis stereotype?

It certainly is a stereotype that exists, and believe it or not one that has worked to my advantage. In the past, I’ve had more than one woman shocked that “little Larsen” could be so imposing because they don’t expect someone that looks like me to be packing so.

But I am genuinely curious as to how such a stereotype arose (hyuck hyuck) and became so widespread. Whence DOES it come?

I highly doubt there’s ever been a study in which a sample of thousands of men pulled down their pants and started swinging their wieners, so it is a genuinely interesting question, but as one would expect this takes the insipid argument of “it’s white people’s fault” and leaves it at that.

To make it worse, they didn’t even say it was Hollywood or pulp fiction or something that could conceivably make sense to spread a stereotype. Instead their argument was that itinerant Filipino farmworkers in the 1920s were bagging white chicks in Inland California. White people were mad and made up the small penis stereotype and spread it so thoroughly that it destroyed the Asian man’s sex appeal forever.

Just to clarify: according to this article, a group of Bakersfield rednecks from 100 years ago made up a stupid stereotype out of the blue and so utterly pervaded it throughout American society everybody believes it to this day.

I’m sorry but, uh…that’s completely stupid. It’s already something of a truism that SJWs believe all of their problems are caused by a group of white men sitting around a table plotting to ruin their lives, but at least in most of those assumptions the white men in question are wealthy and powerful!

I find it extremely hard to believe a bunch of itinerant farm laborers could spread bigotry and ignorance so thoroughly and merely just because they were mad about getting cucked. If you haven’t noticed, rural manual laboring rednecks are not respected in America and for the most part never have been.

Sorry if this all sounds rude. To play devil’s advocate, Hollywood and Media do perpetuate the stereotype and it is certainly a factor. But the idea that this is some entirely made up thing created by a bunch of transplanted Okies is completely stupid.

The stereotype didn’t come around by a bunch of rich white men sitting around the table going “I SAY REGINALD HOW DO WE DESEXUALIZE THE ASIAN MAN WOT WOT”. Nor did it come from Cletus and Jim Bob doing the same thing, you morons! This stereotype, like most stereotypes, probably came from half-remembered and half-conceived grains of truth that were distorted into their current form. If I had to guess, this particular grain of truth probably comes from the fact that, yes, Asian men are a couple of inches shorter than white men on average, so it’s not a huge leap in logic to jump to the conclusion that “a couple of inches” are also shorter south of the equator.

Is the stereotype true? I don’t know, I don’t look at other men’s penises. I know it isn’t true for me (then again, I’m taller than the average white man). But I will say this: rather than making these constant “NO MY PENIS ISN’T SMALL” op-eds, prove it. Conquer women and assert your masculinity. Show the world you have a big wiener, one woman at a time.

Or, you know what, I have a new sign-off for all this Asian Sex Bullshit: I don’t think, say, Bolo Yeung complains about being emasculated—take that as a hint.