An Interview About My Book
Last night I did an interview with the recently engaged Shaine and Nicole of Hapa Supremacy to discuss my book and the miraculous state of being a Eurasian who isn’t […]
It’s Not “The Jews”, Moron (ROK)
Yes, sadly, we’ve all heard the news about how Return of Kings is going on hiatus due to a lack of revenue. Seeing as there’s a very good chance half […]
Oh Those Kids And Their Extremist Politics!
So if you’ve been paying attention to the news, you’ve probably noticed that the arbiters of our culture are in quite the tizzy: Why are the young whippersnappers eschewing the […]
The Destruction of Sennacherib by Lord Byron
This work by Byron is another one of my favorite poems, for a variety of reasons, and being that it’s worth reading you probably didn’t read it in school. So […]
Snu-Snu is Amazing
Taking a slight break from the more cerebral articles and videos…here’s a light and fun article about snu-snu! Which is to say sex with an Amazonian woman, for those of […]
The Ubiquity of Slavery (Manthropology)
In today’s episode of Manthropology, we discuss the horrors of slavery, and how they are sadly ubiquitous throughout the world—and yes, we’ll also discuss how slavery is not, in fact, […]
The Masculine Scribe: The Video
I’ve decided to change the poetry videos slightly, to not just do any old poems, but poetry that is specifically masculine, to show people that not all poetry is written […]
New on ROK: Keg Training
Do something useful with your college education: Learn how to workout with the humble alcohol barrel! It’s exactly what it sounds like: training with oddly shaped weighted objects rather than […]
The Logic Behind Gay Pride Parades is BS
Hey kids, let’s talk about the gays for a second! I have made it repeatedly clear that, for the most part, my opinions are largely of the “stay off my […]
Ninja Turtles Karate Training Manuals (Kung Fail)
Hey, remember when I asked my adoring fans to get me copies of Gary Brodsky’s karate training comics that he somehow got the Ninja Turtles license for? Well, apparently at least […]