Megan Fox ‘s Stupid Archaeology Show
Megan Fox made a docu-series about archaeology. It sucks, but it’s worth a laugh. But this video was too hot for Youtube apparently so you have to watch it on […]
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Why Does Music Suck Nowadays? The Video
A while back I did an article asking why music nowadays is the aural equivalent of ball cancer—here’s a video going more in depth into the subject! If you want […]
Is Popular Music Getting Worse?
Is music objectively getting worse? Science says…yeah, kind of! Okay, hear me out: I’m not going to tell you that there was ever some idealized time in the hoary past […]
New on ROK: Why American Education Sucks
Thanks to the magic of VPN’s, I have made my return to Return of Kings. And just in time to write an article about why the school system sucks. Seeing […]
Why Does Modern Poetry Suck?
Sadly, Mr. McGonagall is a better poet than most working today. Modern poetry fucking blows—take a look at the allegedly lyrical flotsam that spewed forth at Obama’s 2nd inauguration if […]
My Brown Skin by Hakim Kangsworth
Free verse is the drizzling shits, and yet I wrote a free verse poem (about the oddly specific topic of “jerking off over one’s skin color”) because I like torturing […]
4 Signs Your Martial Arts School Sucks (ROK)
My new Return of Kings article is a bit light and comical, but still conveys a serious point. And that point is: how to recognize if your martial arts school […]
The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man
“The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man?” Yep, kids, now we’re getting into the Halleck video vault…mainly because the jackoff repairing my computer ordered the wrong set of parts for it, so […]
David Riker’s Speed Seduction (PUAssholes)
David Riker, a man who is by my closest estimation a middle aged Applebee’s manager (and not the screenwriter of the same name), decided to write a book on Speed […]
Stop Buying Plastic Crap
In actuality, the meaning of this article can be taken to mean “stop buying useless stuff you don’t need and live a lifestyle of reduced material possessions”, but I decided […]