Listen to me on Pilleater’s “The Dank Files”
For those that aren’t aware, Pilleater is a blogger and podcaster who collaborates on the latter with Robert Stark (known for “The Stark Truth”). Pilleater is, like yours truly, of […]
March 2017
New on Return of Kings: How To Dress Well
I have a new article on Return of Kings, dealing with fashion. More specifically, the basics of how you can dress well: Just so we get this out of the […]
Stereotypes Can Be Beneficial
This is the visible sort of “invisible knapsack” I’m about to drop a thesis that some might find…a bit controversial. And that thesis is—contrary to the popular wisdom, with its […]
New on Return of Kings: “More Ancient Tactics for Streetfighting”
If you’ll recall, last year I wrote an article on five battle formations that were typical of ancient warfare, intending for them to be used in the paramilitary streetfighting that […]
Ladies, You Suck At Sucking
The title says it all folks: I’ve always found oral sex to be wildly overrated. I’ve never even come close to orgasming from the manipulations of a woman’s tongue upon […]
New on Return of Kings: More Kama Sutra Positions
It’s time once again to delve into that classic of Hindu erotica, the Kama Sutra: Recall a few months ago that I wrote an article introducing Return Of Kings readers to […]
Isn’t “The Nation of Immigrants” A Bit Offensive?
We are now currently 2 months (or thereabouts) into the Trump administration. As you have probably noticed, the putsches and death squads and concentration camps and secret polices that President […]
New on Return of Kings: Useless Gym Paraphernalia
My new article on Return of Kings pertains to the myriad types of gym paraphernalia. More specifically, the ones that suck and are unnecessary. After going to the gym for […]
You Are Made Of Marble
We are all born with a certain set of traits: some are stronger than average, some are smarter than average, or more quick-witted, or situationally aware, or better looking, or […]