Love’s Reproach
And here it is, the last poem I submitted to Atop the Cliffs. I’ll get around to writing some new ones…eventually. Whenever it is that the inspiration to write more poetry strikes […]
My Books
Cultivation: A Poem
Yet another poem of mine was published on Atop the Cliffs: and this poem is 99% original content! (The other 1% is an allusion to The Garden by HP Lovecraft). I […]
On Iron
Hey look kids, it’s another Larsen Halleck original poem, originally published on Atop the Cliffs and now reposted here for your edification: On Iron by Larsen Halleck Then-I strained myself again and […]
The Masculine Scribe
Shock and awe—Larsen Halleck is something of a poet when he’s not kicking ass and taking names. I understand that new readers may find this surprising, but again, the whole […]
Confirmation That I’m Winning
“What? An article on Thursday?” you ask? Indeed, this is slightly unusual, and despite what happened last week I don’t plan on this being a regular thing. The reason I […]
New on ROK: Hawking The Book, Part 2!
My latest on Return of Kings is…almost identical to the article I wrote last week hawking my book The Oriental’s Guide to Sex, Strength, and Satisfaction—more specifically, I add a few […]
Why Are Mixed Race People So Dysfunctional?
“This picture again?!” Yeah, I know, but it encompasses “mixed race dysfunction” like nothing else. Frankly, having seen this “man”‘s uncovered, acne-riddled face, you should thank me I’m using […]
Larsen’s First Book!
Yes, people, the momentous occasion has finally come: I’ve published a book. And you know it’s good because friend-of-The-Barbaric-Gentleman Pilleater has given it a glowing review in his typically flowery […]