As our societal betters are fond of lecturing us, the alt-right represents far more insidious politics than mere white nationalism/supremacy/whatever: no, they also want the subjugation of women!!! Sure, they […]
On today’s episode of Pick Up Assholes, we profile Vince Kelvin, a disconcertingly short 50-something who willingly chooses to dress like he fights Mike Haggar on the streets of Metro […]
So I made a new video in which I give an insider’s perspective on why Asian men are so sexually frustrated…and it may or may not turn into a sales […]
I have a new, science themed article on Return of Kings about how all the stuff we’re supposed to believe about gender fluidity and the malleability of sex roles are, […]
People, I’ve always said you’ve gotta always be amenable to learning new things, no matter the source. And if you’ll recall, one of my episodes of “Pick Up Assholes” was […]
Yes, it appears that CNN wrote an article recently extolling the glories of cuckoldry. And I’m reporting on it on Return of Kings! “In our current political climate, the term […]
Before we can answer this question, we have to discuss new year’s resolutions (it’ll make sense in a bit): As we are well into the New Year, I decided to […]
Presenting now for your scientific and sociological edification, an article on Return of Kings that asks why women have rape fantasies and how such a thing can (within legal limits) […]
Yes, indeed, with all of the profiling of “pick up assholes” we do, eventually we’d come to one that isn’t completely terrible. Chris Jackson. Upon actually reading the books […]
“The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man?” Yep, kids, now we’re getting into the Halleck video vault…mainly because the jackoff repairing my computer ordered the wrong set of parts for it, so […]