Please Stop Trying To Gay Up The Legend of Zelda Franchise
Yes, I’m aware doing a 20+ minute long rant about Zelda (or any video game franchise for that matter) reeks of perma-virginity. But this is something I’ve had on my […]
Video Games
“Never Alone” Gives Me Hope
Have you ever heard of the video game Never Alone? I hadn’t until recently, but then by chance it came across my path. I haven’t played it, but from what […]
Skullmageddon: The Incel Hero
“Who or What is a ‘Skullmageddon’?” You might be asking. If you find yourself misfortunate enough to read incel blogs and forums on a regular basis (as I briefly did […]
Moviebob’s Book Part 3
Yeah, we’re getting to the part you’ve heard of: the private Vietnam, the virulent hatred of “Chads”: What else could it be but Moviebob’s Life in the Mushroom Kingdom? In […]
Moviebob’s Book Part 2: A Brief History of Mario
Yeah, this is still happening, people. I’m still going to do a dramatic reading of Moviebob’s entire, er, magnum opus. This is the mildest, most readable part of the book […]
The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man
“The Sexual Trauma of Pac-Man?” Yep, kids, now we’re getting into the Halleck video vault…mainly because the jackoff repairing my computer ordered the wrong set of parts for it, so […]
A Masculine Tragedy in Vidya
An awkward title? Perhaps, but deal with it. This is a V-Log adaptation of my old Shadow of the Colossus article, which you can read here. I add some things to […]
The Femininity Of Feminists
As most people are aware, there is a little bit of controversy going on over the upcoming Ghostbusters movie/remake/reboot. This controversy revolves around whether or not criticisms of the film […]
An Important Announcement
All people reading this blog, I want to make this announcement to you. That announcement is that I have decided upon a complete revamping of this blog’s mission statement. Plenty […]
Shadow of the Colossus
I consider myself to be a fan of video games. I freely admit that as a hobby, it is not in the least constructive, and correspondingly, as I’ve gotten more […]