David Carradine’s Kung Fu Workout (Workout Fail)
Oh, did you think David Carradine only embarrassed himself with ONE workout video? Because he sure as hell didn’t! So we then cut to David Carradine wearing some kind of…space […]
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David Carradine’s Spiral Fitness (Workout Fail)
Simultaneously both a workout fail and the most literal depiction of Kung Fail I’ve ever done…David Carradine plays with a PVC pipe for 2 hours, and I try to be […]
Bruce Lee: A Life by Matthew Polly
Bruce Lee: A Life is, in addition to being the first occasion I’ve had to review two different books on the same subject, a new semi-authorized biography (which is to […]
White Dragon Kung Fu (Kung…Fail?)
At the request of a fan, I reviewed a San Diego based martial arts school and found it..not completely terrible. But, as I am always on the lookout for a […]
Gus Kaparos’ Green Cloud Kung Fu (Kung Fail)
Gus Kaparos is the owner and proprietor of the Green Cloud Kung Fu School in Patchogue, New York. He is also one of the worst public speakers I’ve ever seen […]
How To Do Stepping Punches
“What the shit is a stepping punch?” you might ask yourself. You’ve seen it, even if you don’t recognize it’s name, and today we’re gonna learn it. Simply put, it’s […]
Iron Body For Beginners
Two videos this week? Yes, indeed! Technically, this one is a condensed video version of a previous article I’ve done, but what the hey, you desperately wanted to see me […]
How To Do The Spinning Crescent Kick
My new video and article is a martial arts tutorial on the spinning crescent kick, more accurately the spin outside crescent kick. It’s not the strongest attack in the world, […]
How To Hook Kick
After so long a time away, Larsen’s martial arts tutorials are back! The video below, as well as the text below the video, will teach you how to do a […]
New on Return of Kings: How to Kip-Up
If you’ve ever watched a kung-fu movie in your life, and I wager you have, then you likely saw the hero of said film do an unbelievable feat of agility […]